MINISTER VALLE'S BIRTHDAY: MANY AMNESTIES
What's happening?
Something's wrong.
- Thank God, there he is. - Good old Egon.
But where's his parcel?
- Hello, Egon. Welcome out. - It's really nice to see you.
You look good. Did they treat you okay in there?
By the way, Valborg asked me to give you her love.
She was so happy. She said Egon probably had a plan.
- A plan? - Preferably involving many millions.
Valborg said that a plan like that would be nice right now...
- A plan? Good Heavens! - It's okay if it's dangerous.
Maybe not extremely dangerous, but just a little.
- Please! - You do have a plan, right?
No, I don't have a plan.
- You don't? - No, I don't.
You don't just come up with a plan. It takes a lot of hard work.
- It must be planned and timed. - Yes, of course.
I was supposed to talk to a lawyer from the state prison.
He was to be transferred to my prison. Big case. Many millions.
And now it all goes down the drain thanks to Valle's birthday. Amnesty!
- Amne... what? - ...sty.
Is that contagious?
Then we'll use my plan.
- No way. - Take it easy.
The plan's great. "Timed and planned", as Egon always says.
- What are you talking about? - Benny has a plan.
- He does? - Sure.
- Well, it doesn't involve millions. - It's too dangerous.
- It'll never work out. - Fine. I don't have a plan.
Egon doesn't have one. And you don't have one. Let's tell Valborg that.
I didn't mean it like that.
OK, listen...
Stop. Stop.
Look, it's our old friend Hermansen. Norway's answer to McCloud.
Are you hag-ridden, Hermansen?
- He went that way. - Who? What?
Sneaking Blanket. The Indian guy.
You must enjoy being in the mounted police?
Definitely. Then you can escape in a hurry, if there's trouble under way.
Wait and see, Olsen. One day I'll catch you.
Are you thinking about taking up angling?
Yes, we all remember the last time you thought you had a great catch.
Come on, Hermansen.
Yes, sir... madame. I'm on my way, boss.
- Listen... - Wait, I need to answer a phone.
May I speak to the prison governor, please?
What are you saying? Lawyer Backe?
He'll be transferred to this place on Monday.
Yes, I'll give him your regards, -
- as you won't be seeing him personally.
That was it. Let's hear your plan, Benny.
Brilliant, Egon. As you know it's Sunday tomorrow.
But it not an ordinary Sunday.
The ski association lies right next to the ski museum.
Those who sell tickets must hand in the money before 1 p.m.
It'll be placed in a safe. And it's not just any kind of safe.
It's a genuine Franz Jäger. An old one bought on an auction.
They might as well keep the money in a bag.
They think the money's safe as there are always people around.
See? The man's doomed from the very start.
Let's hear how Benny intend to solve that problem.
There is someone there all the time, except from 1:10 - 1:20 p.m., -
- when everybody's out to receive the guests of honour.
At 1:15 p.m. everybody walks down to the platform.
Then we'll make our move during the fanfare and the national anthem.
What do you think? I know you're the brilliant one, Egon, -
- but I have learnt a few things from you, right?
Shaving cream, Kjell.
Yes, the old trick with the alarm.
It's your old big number, Egon. But it still works.
And now to our good old friend Franz Jäger.
Kjell, talcum powder, stethoscope, gloves.
Well, what do you think? Here we go.
Well, what do you think?
Now you can afford to buy the Eiffel Tower.
Careful.
- Why are you doing that, Egon? - Come on, Benny.
You turned on the alarm. Now the police are on their way.
- Come on, Benny. - I want to go home to Valborg.
I have timed and planned everything, and then you ruin it.
You lousy amateurs. Idiots. Numskulls.
- Let me go! - Come on. The police are coming.
We've found someone. Get ready.
Over and out.
Hermansen!
What are you doing here, sir?
We need you, Hermansen.
It's a big case. The biggest case in the history of this country.
- The biggest? - Yes.
You're the only one who can solve it. National security is at stake.
I'll take the case. It'll be in good hands.
Yes. That's why we chose you, Hermansen.
- Good luck. - Thank you, sir.
- Hermansen... - Police constable Hermansen.
It's only temporarily, Holm.
The Brock-Larsen investigation must give way to the OPEC negotiations.
And Hermansen will most definitely stall things.
What do you mean?
Never mind. What do you know about Brock-Larsen?
He's technical manager of the Oil Directorate.
Was. Now he's got his own consultancy.
He's still in the oil business and knows people in the Oil Directorate.
But what do you have on him?
There's been an over-expenditure in the North Sea. Millions are gone.
- Do you think that Brock-Larsen..? - It's only circumstantial evidence.
Nothing has been proved yet.
We've investigated him for a year, and he'll pull many down with him.
Heads will fall well up in the ranks.
And you'll get the Order of Merit, police constable.
Do you think so? No, Holm. I'll get a notice of dismissal.
If the case is solved during the OPEC negotiations chaos will reign.
Is the investigation to be suspended then?
I can't issue such an order. But I can put Hermansen on the case.
And that's the same thing.
I've got my instructions, too. And let's keep this between us.
- Of course. - Good.
- Holm? - Yes, sir?
- Give him a good reception. - Of course, boss.
Welcome back, Mr. police constable.
Thank you, Holm. This is...
Everybody in the division is happy that you are back.
Yes...
And flowers...
Of course. And allow me to congratulate you on the case.
I'm very happy for you.
Yes, the Brock-Larsen case. It's a big case, Holm.
The department's never had such a big case before.
And then it's nice to have a first-rate man like you here.
It probably proved to be too much for you, right? An impressive heap.
Tell me, Brock-Larsen must be quite a crook.
I've always thought he was a pillar of society.
Popular, successful, and admired. A member of Rotary.
Beautiful wife. A house in a nice neighbourhood.
Holm, such people can't be crooks, can they?
Yes, it's unbelievable. What are you planning to do?
- I will travel to Canada. - Canada.
When I've solved the case I'll be rewarded one year's pay.
I have a sister in Toronto.
They live right next to the lake. Lots of salmon and trout.
I'll stand there with my fishing rod all clay long.
- It's a very nice sport. - Yes. I envy you.
But first of all, I need to solve this Brock-Larsen case.
Get out, Benny. He's coming now.
No way. It was so childish.
He looks very happy. And he's got a plan under his arm.
Come on, Benny. You know Egon will love to see you out here.
Not after what he did. Bloody saboteur.
Welcome out, Egon. Valborg sends her best.
- We've looked forward to seeing you. - Thank you.
- Are you okay? - Yes, thank you.
- And you have a plan. - Naturally.
Does it involve millions of kroner?
Yes, it's a big plan. It involves many millions.
Egon has a plan that involves many millions. What do you think of that?
He can shove it up...
Nonsense, Benny. The parcel is way too big.
I have to admit that you're a genius, Egon.
But you might be a little too naive.
- Valborg... - I mean, your plans are great.
But you often seem to get into bad company.
- You might be right. - And then the plan flops.
Like the time when Benny ruined everything.
- What? - I hope you've apologized for that.
- Seriously... - Benny.
I hope you follow your own plan this time.
- Don't let them ruin it for you. - No, of course not.
How many millions are we talking about?
Well... it's a big case. The biggest we've ever had.
- As usual. Cheers. - Yes, cheers.
- Don't forget our agreement. - Your agreement.
Valborg, we usually... Every time Egon gets out.
Absolutely not. Egon, Kjell's on a diet.
- He's not too fat, but... - Valborg.
We went bathing last summer with my sister, and I took some pictures.
It wasn't a pretty sight.
It's like Kjell's proportions aren't quite ideal.
Kjell's simply been too lax.
Kjell, take this film. My sister wants a copy.
I'll get the carrot juice and the protein pills for you.
- Egon, tell them about your plan. - Yes, let's hear your plan.
As I said before, it's the biggest case we've ever had.
- It'll never get this big again. - Excellent.
Here you are, Kjell. It's good for you.
When we become millionaires we'll leave the country, right?
Yes, we have to leave the country. It's impossible to stay here.
Then get to the case, Egon.
It concerns the Oil Directorate's record office.
- That sounds boring. - Do they keep money there?
It's not just papers?
The Oil Directorate's record office is located inside a mountain.
The entrance is at Sjurssøya.
The record office contains plans for the oil extraction in the North Sea.
The areas and how much each oilfield's worth.
All this information is stored in card files, -
- computers, data terminals, and data processing centres.
On magnetic tapes, video tapes, and on film.
Governments and corporations all over the world would do anything -
- to receive this information. The areas are being distributed now, -
- and those who know most beforehand will have an advantage.
We are to steal a film that is worth millions to a certain person.
So many millions that we can live happily ever after for our 10 %.
Isn't it too difficult? How will we get inside the record office?
Just listen to me. We can't force our way through the main entrance.
It's guarded night and day, so we need to use an alternative way.
A lawyer gave me this old print in prison.
In the Middle Ages there was a castle where the seamen's school is now.
In the basement there's a tunnel, -
- and it ends in the cave where the Oil Directorate's record office is.
Measuring tape.
Give Benny the chalk. Take this and go down to the northern corner.
That way. And then 6.3 yards in a southerly direction.
There.
That's it. Get over here, Kjell.
Then it's 1.4 yards in a westerly direction.
That's here. Here.
Then we'll measure 1.5 yards from the floor.
From the floor.
That's it. Tuning fork.
- Say "a". - A
A long "a".
Brilliant, Egon.
Come on.
Are you sure this is the easiest way to the record office?
No, it would have been easier to walk straight through the main entrance, -
- but it wouldn't have been this exciting.
Okay, let's go. This way.
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho...
All right. Let's go.
- It's a nice day today. - No.
No. No, of course not.
I thought he'd never leave.
The coast is clear. Come on.
This way. The newspaper.
Are you going to read the paper now?
Shut up. I just want to check the pools suggestion.
Are you going to do your pools now?
Kjell, read aloud.
- Viking-Brann, H. - Yes.
Moss-Lillestrøm, H.
Nonsense. Lillestrøm will never lose that game. It's definitely A.
Shut up. Go on. Read it from the top again.
H, H, D, H, A, -
- and then A.
H, D, D, D, A, H.
A. H.
We got 12 right for once.
- The guy in the paper must be good. - What if he only had eight right?
The thing is that they change the code every week.
And they use the paper's pools suggestions on Mondays as code.
- Excellent, Egon. - Come on.
Section 4/4. File number 1550.
What did I say?
- What did he say? - It's here.
Now we just need a crowbar. This is like opening a sardine tin.
And what do you think will happen when you open it with that crowbar?
- Then we'll take the film. - No.
Then a charge of magnesium will ignite, and the film will burn up.
- And do you know why? No.
Because they don't want vandals like you to get hold of the film.
- Then what do we do? - Let's use a key for once.
- Key? - Yes.
The head of the record office has a master key.
- How do we get hold of that? - We all have our own tricks.
So does the head of the record office.
Every day at 11.55 a.m. he goes into the record office.
He goes straight to section 4/3 and places the master key in the lock.
We'll strike right there.
- How do we get out? - Take off your jackets.
- We've only got a minute. - I refuse to get undressed.
- Hasn't the carrot juice helped yet? - Just do as I say.
Cuckoo, everybody.
It's time for a little exercise. Take off your jackets.
First, we'll warm up a little. Let's jog.
Come on in, everybody. Relax.
We're jogging. Just relax. Keep your hands down.
Roll your heads. That's right. Just look stupid.
Don't be afraid to look stupid.
Hold your hands here. And walk like this...
Look at me.
One, two. One, two. Keep your backs straight.
One, two. Long steps. Relax.
And stop. Then it's time to exercise your arms.
Look at me. One, two. Look at me. Nice, nice
- It's like the Berlin Wall. - It's like Valborg's place.
Relax. This is just as easy as escaping from the Moss prison.
They mustn't be able to describe us afterwards, -
- so we'll change our appearance and our order a little.
Let's go.
Here we are. Now we just hand over the film and get our millions.
It won't take a minute. Wait here.
Mr Brock-Larsen is expecting me. Regards from Mr Backe, the lawyer.
Please.
Thank you. ls the film undamaged?
Of course. The cassette has been sealed.
Do you know the contents of this film?
It's a copy of the North Sea grid.
And the result of geological calculations -
- of the most profitable drilling hole.
Well, I'll be!
German interests wanting to establish themselves in the North Sea -
- would like to know the plans and are willing to pay you -
- a hundred million German marks for the cassette with the photos.
I want 10 % for the time being, that is 10 million D-marks.
- That is correct, is it not? - Yes, that is absolutely correct.
Would you excuse me for a minute, Mr Olsen?
By all means. But let's leave the film in here, shall we?
- The film? - Yes.
Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
Damn it! He knows too much.
- Does he? - Yes. We must do something.
- I'll take care of it. - No. No bloodshed.
- No blood? - No, for God's sake.
No blood. In that case, I've got another idea.
- He's been in there for a long time. - These things take time.
- What if something's happened? - He's just counting the cash.
- After all, it is 10 million. - And German marks, to boot.
- Kjell, do you see what I see? - Damn!
- Bloody hell, it's Egon's hat! - What are we going to do?
They've tricked him again. It's always the same.
Everything is under control.
Yes, you can tell the ship owner and the bank -
- that it's only a matter of days before everyone will be paid.
I have the film.
It's being developed as we speak. Yes...
Tomorrow the money will be here.
And the representatives of the German consortium the next day.
Nothing can go wrong.
He must be here somewhere.
What was that?
I can't help it. It's all that carrot juice.
Knock me down with a feather! They're gassing him.
- Now what? - What are we going to do?
I've got it.
- Match. - Right.
- What are we going to do? - Look.
Take this.
Cut it there.
Pull yourself together.
Not so loud! Valborg is sleeping.
Shut up, Egon! Keep walking.
I said, shut up!
- What on earth is going on? - Nothing. Egon is just...
- Look at the time. - We had to pick up Egon.
- He's drunk. - No, not at all.
And where is the money, if I might ask?
- They gassed him. - You've spent it all on drink.
Don't make me laugh. Spend 10 million on drink?
Honestly, Benny. This has to stop. Every time you take part...
- Me? Come off it, Valborg. - You're being unfair now.
Tell her what happened, Egon. And how we saved your life.
Valborg, my lovely butterfly. Let me catch you.
You're so scrumptious I could eat you with a spoon...
Egon, what's gotten into you?
My Aphrodite, give in to my secret desires.
- What's the matter with you? - I'm coming.
- I'll gobble you up. - Think of the neighbours!
My little lotus flower!
- What are we going to do? - We? She's your wife.
Come in and pick up Egon. He'll catch his death of cold.
- He hasn't touched you, has he? - No, not at all.
I'm telling you, Benny. You will do exactly what Egon says.
No more mischief and childishness.
Now, now, Valborg. This is all Egon's fault.
- Benny, shouldn't you... - No. I've had it.
I won't stand for it. If that's the way it's going to be...
- Benny? - No! No more Mister Nice Guy.
- Benny! - What?
I'm sorry, Egon.
- I've got a plan. - I knew it, Benny!
Well, get on with it. Let me get your hat, Egon.
Brock-Larsen's German partners are sending the money for the film today.
It'll arrive by private plane, flown by their own pilot, the Black Baron.
We strike as soon as he lands. In the middle of the runway.
- At Fornebu. How? - We just need a tape measure.
A piece of chalk and a three-inch nail.
How do we get onto the runway? It's off-limits and heavily guarded.
- I've got it. Harry! - What about him?
He works out there. As a demolition expert.
Come on, boys.
Take cover!
Fire in the hole!
What a blast, boys! That was a good one.
Do you remember what to do? I mean exactly?
Seven yards to the cross, 12 yards to the nail.
Do you have everything? Tape measure, chalk, hammer, nail?
- There it is, Egon! - Yes.
There! This is it.
What do you think you're doing? Get out of the way.
This... This is impossible.
A man in a striped suit? A cigar, a bowler hat? At Fornebu?
It can only be... It can only be Egon Olsen.
- Hadn't you dealt with him? - Well...
There must be some mistake, sir. I...
We must get the money back at all costs.
And this time we'll have no mistakes, will we?
Mr Olsen must be put out of the running for a while.
On the highest authority.
When fishing, my dear Holm, equipment is everything.
You'll get nowhere without the very best equipment.
I have constructed this fly myself for those big Canadian trout.
That's what I call a fish, Holm. Puts up quite a fight, I tell you.
It's a fish that can give a man a fight to the death.
Excuse me. DC Hermansen's extension.
Just a moment, please. Who is this?
Oh, yes... Hello. Yes, of course. Immediately. One moment, please.
It's for you.
Hello?
Yes, good afternoon. Yes...
I see... I see...
Knows too much? Arrested?
What was the name?
Egon Olsen? You'd better believe I know him.
No, no. Sorry?
No, it's not a problem at all.
No, no. We will think of something.
Well, you know. Once bitten, twice shy...
This is like Christmas Eve.
It's better than a hotel. I'll say that much, Valborg.
I think you deserve some good food before leaving the old country.
No, Kjell, look. Here is something for you.
- What's this? - Boiled broccoli.
No calories or carbohydrates. It's ever so good for you.
- I can hardly wait. - Broccoli, eh?
Smile, Kjell. We'll be going places soon. You know where?
Where the broccoli grows.
Just take as much as you want and make yourselves at home.
This is going perfectly. We're ahead. The plane leaves at 4:05.
- Today? - 3 1/2 hours from now.
That's impossible! We need our things.
- I ordered the movers for tomorrow. - You can't be serious.
Brock-Larsen is on our tail. We must fly to Majorca today.
Is it true what you said about Majorca and broccoli?
You bet it is.
I think I'll stay at home.
Luckily, you don't call the shots.
It's good that we have a genius in our midst.
I said, a genius. I never realised it before. Better late then never.
- Right, Egon? - Yes, yes...
See, Benny? One thing is for sure.
As soon as you stick your nose in, things go wrong.
Like now. The police are here.
- What are we going to do? - Quick, the back door!
Typical! Running off in the middle of dinner. Men!
Benny, get the car. I'll wait here.
- I'll be damned! That was... - What's going on?
If you think he is still in the area...
Yes, in that case the whole area must be combed.
Of course. House searches, road blocks.
Egon Olsen must be arrested. Orders from the top.
I've got it. Wait here.
Excuse me. Would you like to earn 50 kroner?
- In what way? - Come on. I'll show you.
I need to get this cupboard up to the third floor.
I've got a chain on my back door, -
- so I'll have to go in the front door and open it.
- Is that OK? - Yeah.
Quiet! Easy now, Egon. We'll handle this.
Hey, you!
- Did you lose this? - Oh, yes.
Thank you so much, officer.
You must be mad.
You come barging up with this damn cupboard, asking 50 kroner for it.
It was only yesterday I paid 50 kroner to get it down!
Get the bloody thing out of here, or I'll call the police!
There you are. You've got the key. I know the code.
When the film is approved I'll have the key back.
The Black Baron has the film. We'll nick it.
Ho-ho-ho. Sehen Sie hier, mein alte Kameraden.
Oh, boy. Look at that. The princess herself, in the shower.
Prinsessen in die Dusche. Ja, sehen Sie hier, bitte. Smack, ja.
Schöne, schöne, sehr schönes.
Really? I see.
You've got the film. It's Egon Olsen.
Listen, now. I'm sure we can talk about this.
What? Yes, of course we're willing to negotiate. Listen.
We have a meeting with the German company tomorrow morning at 8:30.
Could you be there, maybe?
Yes..? You can. Very well. That's fine.
I see. Yes, so long.
Let's get going! I'm wanted by the police. I can't stay here.
Look. It's best if you take over the film and the key for the safe.
Be careful. If anything goes wrong, there's 100 million in the safe.
I'll go underground.
- You're late. - We couldn't find any parking.
- The film. Be quick. - All right.
- All right, we're off. - "We"?
- Don't we have a meeting at 8:30? - I have a meeting.
- The film, you dimwit. - Come on, Egon.
- Shouldn't we go with you? - Just to be safe?
Have you lost it? It's a board meeting. You can't come.
- The film! - Yes, here it is.
Yes, Mr Olsen. We've discussed your request.
On condition that the film can be approved, -
- we're ready to close the deal. We haven't got any choice.
Go ahead, Mr Olsen.
I must apologize. Entschuldigen Sie, bitte.
There must have been a misunderstanding. Misferstanding.
Ich komme zuruck... mit selbe. I'll be right back.
Verstehen Sie, bitte? Jawohl.
No! Let me go. I have to go and get the right film.
- Just tell us where it is. - No way. It's a secret.
Let's talk about it somewhere else.
But... Oh, no. Kjell's picked up the wrong film again.
He's hopeless. I hope he doesn't forget the laundry as well.
- Look, Benny. - What's that?
- Something's wrong. - Yes. Egon should have been here.
What are we going to do?
We have to find him.
That was highly embarrassing. The Germans were incensed.
They certainly didn't like being messed about.
They gave us an hour's respite.
- One hour? - Yes.
If we don't get the right film, there'll be a scandal.
And I'll be destroyed for life.
A lift... I think I have an idea, boss.
I sincerely hope so, for everybody's sake.
I have to go to the bank. I'll be back within an hour.
The film must be here by then. The right one!
Don't worry, boss. This time nothing will go wrong, I promise.
He's disappeared from the face of the earth?
Are you gentlemen saying you can't arrest a nobody like Olsen?
Are we going to accept this?
What is this unforgivable slackness?
What's happened to the sense of honour? The team spirit?
- Well... - No, I want to see results!
Bring in the whole force. Notify all cars, issue a description.
This man must be arrested at once. It's an order from up high.
Do you like the view? We'll give you a little tour, -
- and when you come back here, you'll set off my little bomb.
And then Egon Olsen will go to heaven with a bang.
Do you have anything to say before you go?
You'll have to complain to the birds, then.
But if you suddenly remember where you put the film, -
- just let us know. We'll be back in 15 minutes.
Have fun!
- Did you see who that was? - Brock-Larsen.
This must be the right place.
- Disappeared... What a cliché! - We've searched everywhere.
Honestly, Holm. Pull yourself together.
Yes!
- What now? - Mr Bugge from the Oil Directorate.
Hello. Hermansen. Please sit down.
What can I do for you, Mr Bugge?
I'm here to report a most tedious case.
A film has disappeared from our archive.
It contains state secrets on oil extraction in the North Sea.
Do you have any idea who is behind the theft?
Yes. Apart from myself, only one man knows the combination.
The man who built up our entire data system.
He worked in the Oil Directorate.
There's no one here. They've all gone.
- Including Egon? - Yes. Do you see him anywhere?
No, he's probably far away by now.
- Egon? He's cheated us? - Yes, why not?
He feels above people like us. He always has.
In reality he doesn't care about you or me.
- Or Valborg? - Never mind.
We can manage on our own.
Bloody hell. The safe!
Hasn't Valborg always been nice to Egon?
Kjell, they can't have taken the money. We've got the key!
Valborg has made cakes and everything.
Get your finger out, you twit. Stethoscope and gloves. Quick!
I'm hungry as well! My stomach is empty.
Stop babbling, Kjell. Or I'll start on my own.
Smile, Kjell. Brilliant! What did I say? 100 million.
- I'd like to see Egon's face. - Turn around and you will.
- What are you on about? - Egon's in the window.
- Where? - He was just there.
Are you seeing things? That's a sign of starvation.
No, he is there.
What are you doing down there? Cleaning windows?
- No, he was gagged and tied up. - I said it. He's been trapped again.
- No, you said... - We have to get up on the roof.
...it's probably about 45 minutes, before Egon Olsen's lift explodes.
- What are we going to do? - We have to get up on the roof.
How are we going to do that? ls there another way up?
Up? No. But there's a way down.
Arrest Brock-Larsen? Is that wise?
The man must be arrested as soon as possible.
- Shouldn't we ask the chief? - There's no need.
I've had some information that puts new light on the case.
- We'll have to act immediately. - Is that wise?
Listen, now. There comes a moment in a man's life, -
- when he must become the master of his own destiny.
Stand on his own two feet, walk his own way...
Oh!
No, no, no! No way. I don't want to!
I'm a law-abiding citizen now. I pay my taxes gladly.
Wait. You don't know what it's about.
Being seen with you is enough to get me arrested.
- But it's about Egon. - Even worse!
- He's only got 15 minutes left. - Honestly?
We need a helicopter. You're the only one who can fly it.
- Me? - Yes. You told me yourself.
Have I? I meant... I guess I could.
It's just a little trip.
But I've sold the helicopter, and it's my lunch break.
I've got a principle. I never fly while I'm eating.
- Finish up. We'll take one of those. - Are you mad?
They're air ambulances. They're for emergencies.
We're talking about Egon's life! Hurry up, Harry.
Or I'll change my will. That's it!
You'll have to fix the ignition, Benny. There's no key.
Relax. It's like fixing a Volkswagen.
Ouch!
Here's some gum. It helps against pressure in the ears.
All right, guys! Smoking is not allowed.
Fasten your seat belts. Here we go!
No, God damn it. Get him up again.
Olsen, honestly. Were you going to the bar?
It's too early. It doesn't open until 3 p.m.
Well, well. The sightseeing is almost over.
Maybe you'd like to tell us where the film is?
You won't need it where you're going.
OK, we'll start the countdown.
In the name of the Law, you're under arrest.
Anything you say will be used against you. I'll confiscate that.
I demand to talk to the Minister of Justice.
I intend to talk to her myself. Please follow me.
You're getting the knack of this!
I hope so! I must admit I've never flown before!
- Oh, my God. - I knew it!
I'll never see Valborg again.
Relax, Kjell. It's a piece of cake. We'll be down soon!
Down, you say?
There he is!
Can you land on the roof, or do we have to use the line?
I don't know how we took off, let alone how to land!
We'll have to use the line, then.
Now it's Götterdämmerung für Egon Olsen.
- Prost. - Prost.
Has Benny run away? Coward! Defector!
The bomb can go off any minute! Over there!
Run!
- Thanks! You've saved my life! - Don't mention it.
Look! You take it.
100 million! They're for you!
You are the genius, after all.
We're going to land now! I think..!
Hello, we're going to the Worker's Party Conference.
Come on, guys! Let's shoot.
This is very... I must apologize. Come on, Egon!
No, Minister. No, I'll have to admit that.
The film wasn't what I had expected.
What's that?
Oh? Really?
I see.
I see. Yes Yes, I understand.
Yes. Goodbye.
- That was the minister. - Yes..?
I've been dismissed. With immediate effect.
In disgrace. Without my pension.
I... I'm sorry.
What is it now?
- We finally got him. - Who?
Who? Egon Olsen, of course. As you ordered.
The whole Olsen thing doesn't matter now...
- What? - Let him go.
- But the minister wanted - Let him go.
He's just a complete nobody.
Why would we want a bag-snatcher when the whole mob is let off?
Olsen! Hello!
You forgot your bag. I'm very sorry. Have a nice journey.
Allow me on behalf of everyone... It's not very much, but...
- At least you can take a cab home. - Thank you. You shouldn't have.
- It wasn't Canada after all, then. - No, it wasn't.
- Where are you going to go? - Down the dock to do some fishing.
- Good to see you again, Egon. - Brilliant.
Come here, Valborg. We've got a surprise for you.
That really was a surprise, I must say.
Have you used all the money on fishing gear, Egon?
It's a good, relaxing hobby for a man your age.
A spinner with three hooks is the best. They bite straight away.
No, that's too primitive. I'm going to use a different fly.
I've made it myself. It's very special. Hold on.
The airport? There's no fish there. Unless it's flying fish!
Exactly. But there's a plane leaving for Canada in an hour.